Attending FURther CONfusion 2012 and addressing communication confusion.

You may of tried to phone me over the last couple of days and failed, thinking perhaps that I was ignoring your calls and or taking some exotic vacation that required no communication.  That assumption would be incorrect.  The fact is I remained in San Francisco, however my new cell phone the one that replaced the phone that decided to remain with the buffalo on Antelope Island after a day of horseback riding, also decided to retire from service.  This time it decided to spontaneously dive into the water at Ocean Beach San Francisco, whereupon I entered three days of nonconsensual BDSM with the telephone company. You will be pleased to know I have survived the ordeal and now my new, new phone sits naked on my desk awaiting its sexy purple, leopard print cover.

I will be attending FURther CONfusion 2012, the Furry convention. It will be my first time attending a furry event and I am terribly excited. It is important that I follow the etiquette of the event so I will be attempting to look as un Mistressy as possible.  I will  be wearing my furry fabulous new cape and holding a picnic basket, wolves beware I keep all sorts of goodies in my picnic basket.